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[The Clock Show Ep 2]

I really needed that laugh

It's Clocks like you that prove just how great the Clock Crew really is. You're tempting me to return.... STOP IT!

Anyway. I think it needs subtitles. Any movie with Text-To-Speech should have subtitles, really. But that's just a teeny tiny detail. Otherwise this series is freakin' hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Oh, and I love DigitalLemon's robotic voice and speech pattern. Very similiar to how I planned on portraying Corn_Clock back in the day. He's always been the Soundwave to the VeggieClocks' Decepticon-esque-ness.

MonkeyClock responds:

<3

[Cotton Roots]

That was wrong....

Yet... FUNNY AS HELL!

I will aspire to be more like you

[Lighty The Lightsaber]

Shows potential

But the premise is just too... blah! Talking lightsabers? Oh well... I'm not one to speak.

Art is great. Animation needs work, though. Of course that will come in time. I do, however, suggest a higher frame rate and less gradients.

Also... acting lessons... :D

Keep up the good work

[Megamans Last Request]

Pretty boring

Couldn't find anything interesting about this movie. Though I do know how difficult it can be working with game sprites, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt or some shit like that.

More plot, less... well, less everything in this movie.

[Mutant Ninja Turtles]

I don't know...

Something just doesn't fit here.

First off... the characters look great, but the rest of the movie is a complete eye sore. I mean it. It looks awful.

Also... The differences in drawing style when comparing the motercycle shots with the rest of the movie are vast. TOO vast. It looks like the work of two completely different artists. Add this on top of the overuse of ugly trace bitmapped images, and I am led to believe that you didn't drawing ANYTHING in this movie.

If I am wrong... then I am sorry. But if not... Well... it's still a pretty neat movie. Just not worthy of a top 50 slot.

And before I go to check out the rest of your stuff, do me a favor... Lose that Techno-Drome... It's hideous!

[The Portal]

A Suprisingly Great Movie

I've seen so many Matrix spoofs over the years... So many in fact that I was hesitant to give this one a try. But wow... What a suprise!

Great story, great comedy, great scripting... Way to go!

Can't wait for the next installment!

[The Clock Show Ep 1]

Full On Funny

Though I'm not too fond of the character designs, the humor puts this movie on my top five thousand list, for sure.

The only thing I'd fix would be the text. It's pretty difficult to read multi-colred text on multi-colored backgrounds. I suggest using either word bubbles or subtitles at the buttom of the screen instead. Either that, or give some kind of background behind the text. Perhaps a transparent white... OK, now I'm rambling

Keep up the good work, monkey boy!

MonkeyClock responds:

That's not a bad idea, I could put a semi-transparrent background behind the words, I don't really want to switch to something less orriginal, I like the floating words scheme ^_^

[STAR WARS Gangsta Rap 2]

Nice... but...

Great art, nice animation, great synching. However, this one just wasn't as theatrical as the first. Most of the movie was just the characters singing, with little or no action going on. Though not very different from the original, now that I think about it... o.o;

Anyway. This was great. Love your style (characters were a bit too big-eyed Disney cute :D ). Keep up the good work, my friend

[Cracked Up Ep 1]

Mildly amusing

Lose the stick men and stick with the chicken. The chicken looked great... the stick man looked like... well, a stick man.

Also, it just wasn't very funny. Random... just not very funny.