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OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Haha! I needed that laugh. Thanks a heap, Soupy!

May I suggest you animate your speech lines on three seperate key frames instead of a motion tween? Looks better that way.

Good art, and an unexpected climax. Those crazy clowns are out of fuckin' control!

Extra style points cuz I'm in it :D

Wadezilla responds:

Hmmm, I'll have to try that. I read that in another one of your reviews for Clock Camp but I didn't quite catch on. Now I get it. :D

Thanks for the review. :)

Not really noir...

But MY GOD WAS IT FUNNY!

The flying saucer was awesome. And we all know that when being chased by a flying saucer, your best bet is a scooter!

The unnecessary death at the end was kind of, well... unnecessary.

You deserve a much higher score, my friend... MUCH higher. I'll spread the word about and see if we can get you some fives.

Keep reachin' for the aluminum foil stars!

Mmm... MeatClock....

Them's good eatin's, son

Jesus Fucking Christ!

You see... It's movies like this that really make me miss the Clock Crew.

A great video... a great tribute... a great song... And just enough Clock-esque humor to keep you smiling the whole way through.

My hat's off to you, my friend. A wonderful movie.

-The Artist Formerly Known as RadishClock

Where's the funny?

I hate Clock movies like this... Clock movies aren't supposed to be serious, they're supposed to be FUNNY! Otherwise, what's the point? I don't want a drama about fruits and vegetables with clocks for faces.

Somewhat decent animation. Too much unnecessary moving around, and the speech lines were God-awful. You're supposed to just animate them on three keyframes, not with a motion tween.

But the worst thing about this movie... well... AppleClock doesn't speak English, you dolt! He speaks "@"!

I give this movie two thumbs in the butt

Static responds:

Ok u might hate it but I really like your movie!

Pretty funny, but...

The graphics were hideous. Trace bitmapping is a BIG no-no. And why do you guys insist on using that shitty StrawberryClock FLA that ClearClock made? That black to red gradient makes me sick every time I see it.

The jokes were pretty funny. Unfortunately, the dialogue was WAY too fast. Slow it down a bit.

My only other complaint (spell check?) would be the speech lines (now a triangle for some reason... when did that happen?). It didn't animate correctly. It just stayed in one spot and rotated to the side a bit, instead of moving in a semi circle on three key frames, like they used to.

Call me old fashioned, but I believe in sticking with tradition when it comes to Clock Movies.

A funny, but unrewarding experience. Keep up the good work!

Pretty cool

The trace bitmapping kind of made my stomach churn... And the voice acting was some of the worse I've ever heard. But the cinematics and character animations made up for it.

This is really great stuff. Can't wait to see more.

Very nice

Zeus' character design has some issues, but that's probably just me. I've seen Disney's Hercules far too many times, I suppose... blah...

Excellent movie. Great art, great transitions, neat effects. I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to borrow/steal that cloud effect :D

Bravo!

AttackBanana? WTF?

Anyway, neat movie. I suggest putting little flashing lights in his mouth holes. Other than that... eh... It's cute

It was ok

Graphics were ok, comedy was decent. But the animation wasn't too hot. I suggest a higher frame rate. Also, don't motion tween the speech lines. Use three seperate keyframes, instead, like the original clock movies. It looks better that way.

And what's a camp story without Jason? :D

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