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['B' Anthem]

Cute...

But the Clock Crew's national anthem is "Thunder Struck"!

D-R-P responds:

"Thunder Struck" didn't give proper tribute to the almighty B, so dedicated a song to B myself.

[The Portal Outtakes]

Comedy Gold

A winner is you. ClockClock is the Comedy King!

Way to go on using the old Clock Crew "You Lose" chant. I miss those old days :)

Dark Stephanie! Dark Stephanie!

[ANTI CLock!!!]

It's ok

But unfortunately all you've managed to accomplish is giving the Clock Crew free promotion. Also, the Clocks you killed in this movie are some of the more talented members. Orange and Pineapple, especially.

Anyway, some neat animation. The explosions were cool, and the shotgun death for Strawberry was wonderfully brutal. Make more

[Things You've Never Seen]

Nah...

Might have been more humorous if I hadn't allready seen all of those images before.

The music loop sounds like poop with a microphone. Though it was worth watching to see the big titted bitches again :)

MetroCard responds:

thanx 4 ur review

[fun stuff 277]

Nah...

Not fun enough.

[Paper Clock Part 1]

Not bad

Animation needs some work. And the story seems far too dramatic for a Clock movie. It's hard to take an inanimate object with a clock for a face seriously. The Crew should stick to what they're best at...comedy!

Not too keen on the idea of a PaperClock, though it's a much better name that alot of the crap out there. I suggest putting red and blue lines through him, as well as three holds like a sheet of notebook paper. He currently just looks like a sheet of used toilet paper.

Also, you shouldn't motion tween your speech lines. Instead, just make three repeating keyframes in a Movie Clip. Motion Tweened speech lines suck :)

Keep up the good work, but just work on some humor. Subtitles would help, too

[E.T. "can't" phone home!]

OK, that was SERIOUSLY fucked up!

Yet funny as hell!

That scream at the end scared the bejesus out of me.

You should make a sequel with Carrot Top and 1-800-CALL-ATT

Yeah... that would be cool.

[I Am Nintendo]

OK, that's it

Dude, seriously. Now you got to get in touch with me. I just recently started slapping together a Captain N style movie, and could use your insight.

This movie fuckin' owns. You've made me laugh more times today than I have all week.

[The Justice Guys-trailer]

Kinda cool

Though what's really funny is that not a single one of those characters (with Goku as a possible acception) would be willing to work as a team. Spidey and Batman especially. Batman would probably end up kicking Deadpool's ass and take him to jail, while Spawn just shrugs them all off and walks away.

The font transitions are cool. I really enjoyed them. The character designs are kinda cute, too.

Oh, and Spiderman can kick Goku's ass any day of the week. :D

[The Clock King]

Not bad

But... YOU STOLE MY MOVIE, YOU DIRTY RAT BASTARD YA!

Hahaha! Really. Mine was titled "The Portal King", actually. I was almost finished with it before I got so sick and tired of the idea, that I just closed it one day and totally forgot about it. It was more closely synched with the original opening from The Lion King than this version, and depicted Wade as Rafiki. Also, instead of smearing goop on Strawberry's face, I simply resorted to a little baby crown and sceptor. It was ok, but I'm still glad I never finished it.

IM me sometime, and I'll see if I can find a copy of my version to send you.

Laters