My own mustache now feels inferior.

LET'S JAM, SAM!

"Very rarely does a sequel live up to yet alone surpass the original. This is not one of those cases. However, this delightfully entertaining film did touch me. It touched me down there. My special area. My unmentionables. My penis."

-Leonard Maltin

"Also my butt!"

Pretty cool

Though I may be wrong here, I'm very sure that Justin Bailey was not a person's name, but actually a three word phrase "Just in bailey", bailey being slang for swim suit.

Holy snot buckets!

Scary stuff. Radish like.