RadishAttack's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chatitude Intro]

Where's the funny?

I hate Clock movies like this... Clock movies aren't supposed to be serious, they're supposed to be FUNNY! Otherwise, what's the point? I don't want a drama about fruits and vegetables with clocks for faces.

Somewhat decent animation. Too much unnecessary moving around, and the speech lines were God-awful. You're supposed to just animate them on three keyframes, not with a motion tween.

But the worst thing about this movie... well... AppleClock doesn't speak English, you dolt! He speaks "@"!

I give this movie two thumbs in the butt

Static responds:

Ok u might hate it but I really like your movie!

[A Clocks' Riddle]

I don't really know what to say...

Maybe I was wrong about the Clock Crew... Archon... I'm proud of you. You have trully held on to what it means to be a Clock. This movie NEARLY brought me to tears...

...

No, wait... there they are...

OK, I'm sad now.

ArchonClock responds:

Aw.

*pat pat*

['The Death Of B']

Dude....

That's exactly how it happened, too. Poor B. Good thing that you cannot kill B. He's doing fine now.

A true inspiration to us all

MuDDviLLe responds:

For you see, no-one can kill B, only B can kill B, and if B kills B, B will live on, for you see, B, is the unkillable

['B' Anthem]

Cute...

But the Clock Crew's national anthem is "Thunder Struck"!

D-R-P responds:

"Thunder Struck" didn't give proper tribute to the almighty B, so dedicated a song to B myself.

[Things You've Never Seen]

Nah...

Might have been more humorous if I hadn't allready seen all of those images before.

The music loop sounds like poop with a microphone. Though it was worth watching to see the big titted bitches again :)

MetroCard responds:

thanx 4 ur review

[The Clock Show Ep 2]

I really needed that laugh

It's Clocks like you that prove just how great the Clock Crew really is. You're tempting me to return.... STOP IT!

Anyway. I think it needs subtitles. Any movie with Text-To-Speech should have subtitles, really. But that's just a teeny tiny detail. Otherwise this series is freakin' hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Oh, and I love DigitalLemon's robotic voice and speech pattern. Very similiar to how I planned on portraying Corn_Clock back in the day. He's always been the Soundwave to the VeggieClocks' Decepticon-esque-ness.

MonkeyClock responds:

<3

[The Clock Show Ep 1]

Full On Funny

Though I'm not too fond of the character designs, the humor puts this movie on my top five thousand list, for sure.

The only thing I'd fix would be the text. It's pretty difficult to read multi-colred text on multi-colored backgrounds. I suggest using either word bubbles or subtitles at the buttom of the screen instead. Either that, or give some kind of background behind the text. Perhaps a transparent white... OK, now I'm rambling

Keep up the good work, monkey boy!

MonkeyClock responds:

That's not a bad idea, I could put a semi-transparrent background behind the words, I don't really want to switch to something less orriginal, I like the floating words scheme ^_^

[Newgrounds Wars (Trailer)]

Just some motion tweens

Nothing really spectacular to see here. And the idea has been done to death.

Anyway... Did you draw or just import these characters? If you drew them by hand, nice work. If not, oh well.

Better luck next time

jake-dog responds:

i did draw these my self