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Jason's New Look Jason's New Look

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My own mustache now feels inferior.


CabbageClock responds:

Because it is. Shave it off and start again.


Sonic Title Remake ;) Sonic Title Remake ;)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LET'S JAM, SAM!



Cokes Covered in Shit III Cokes Covered in Shit III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Very rarely does a sequel live up to yet alone surpass the original. This is not one of those cases. However, this delightfully entertaining film did touch me. It touched me down there. My special area. My unmentionables. My penis."

-Leonard Maltin

"Also my butt!"


CabbageClock responds:

Leonard Maltin would say that. He'd say it loud and proud.

Also my butt!


Kozak VIII: Kozackass Kozak VIII: Kozackass

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Daaaaaaaayumn. What went wrong man? Looked foolproof to me and myself


CabbageClock responds:

Never trust a Kozak. You'll always end up disappointed.


Radical Radish Rushhour Radical Radish Rushhour

Rated 5 / 5 stars

True story



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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best RadishClock movie ever.



The ClockCrew Asylum The ClockCrew Asylum

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Carry on my wayward son

Excellent animation. Art reminds me of Bill Plympton. Which is a good thing.

A bit too serious for a clock movie, but still fanfreakingtastic.

Good work, my friend


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CC - Feuer Frei CC - Feuer Frei

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Very cool

But I don't see what this has to do with the Clock Crew



A New Beginning. A New Beginning.

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I agree with that guy

Whoever he is



Power Star Power Star

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool

Great manipulation of sprites. Good animation, but some more Mario sound fx would have been nice, especially for jumping. Otherwise, nice work. Too violent for Mario, but still cool.

Why do they keep ducking?