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[Jason's New Look]

My own mustache now feels inferior.

CabbageClock responds:

Because it is. Shave it off and start again.

[Cokes Covered in Shit III]

"Very rarely does a sequel live up to yet alone surpass the original. This is not one of those cases. However, this delightfully entertaining film did touch me. It touched me down there. My special area. My unmentionables. My penis."

-Leonard Maltin

"Also my butt!"

CabbageClock responds:

Leonard Maltin would say that. He'd say it loud and proud.

Also my butt!

[Kozak VIII: Kozackass]

Daaaaaaaayumn. What went wrong man? Looked foolproof to me and myself

CabbageClock responds:

Never trust a Kozak. You'll always end up disappointed.

[Strawberry's Summer BBQ]

A true clock movie

Glad to see some clocks still know how to make a true comedy. Very good work, my friend.

StrangeClock responds:

Thanks!

<3

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[fun stuff 251]

I couldn't have said it better myself

A trully masterful masterpiece of masterpieces. All of the pieces were mastered. You, sir... are the master of pieces.

THE PIECE MASTER!

CabbageClock responds:

III HAAAVE THE POWWAAAAAAAAA

[TurdClock's Journey Pt. 1]

Very very funny movie

A little heavy on the sexual humor, but still quite a fun movie. Cameo by the Pube Muppet... excellent...

TurdClock responds:

Thankxxx.....

[.Blaster part1: Infection]

Hehe, that was pretty funny

The screen shots were near impossible to read. I suggest redrawing them in Flash.

Also... what's an Anarchy? As far as I can tell, you're pretty much just a red ball with an Anarchy sign painted on it. Doesn't really make sense. Oh well.

Keep the funny coming

AnarchyClock responds:

Anarchy is a way of life. Its a state of... oh hell. I don't want to explain it AGAIN. Look it up on the net.

[Dont mess With the CC]

This is a sad day, indeed

So now the Clock Crew promotes violence against others, eh? My how things have changed... and for the worse.

The Clock Crew was founded on peace, tolerance, and love, especially when directed towards it's enemies. It's good to see that the new generation prefers hate, violence, and death. Makes it easy to not feel bad about leaving.

I don't care how heartless or mean an anti-clock may be... This is just as bad, if not worse.

Learn from the past. Don't spread hate in the name of the Clock Crew.

NuclearBomb-Clock responds:

Clocks would never do such a thing, but what if they did?

The clockcrew IS about spreading love, this is not to be taken seriosuly like i said before, We do not contribute to hait, and there is wost clock things than this made by other clocks, Itsas a joke not to be taken seriously. were not promoting anything,
and look at the clocks of chaos collab

[Coleslaw's Room]

Pretty slow and unrewarding

You have potential, I suppose. Need to work on your comedy, though. This movie could have been pretty funny.

Coleslaw-clock responds:

COULD HAVE BEEN! are you mad! it was funnier than my granny dressed it leather tights..!, it's my masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!

[Ronalds Secret]

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Haha! I needed that laugh. Thanks a heap, Soupy!

May I suggest you animate your speech lines on three seperate key frames instead of a motion tween? Looks better that way.

Good art, and an unexpected climax. Those crazy clowns are out of fuckin' control!

Extra style points cuz I'm in it :D

Wadezilla responds:

Hmmm, I'll have to try that. I read that in another one of your reviews for Clock Camp but I didn't quite catch on. Now I get it. :D

Thanks for the review. :)