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Recent Movie Reviews


Jason's New Look Jason's New Look

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My own mustache now feels inferior.


CabbageClock responds:

Because it is. Shave it off and start again.


Sonic Title Remake ;) Sonic Title Remake ;)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LET'S JAM, SAM!



Cokes Covered in Shit III Cokes Covered in Shit III

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Very rarely does a sequel live up to yet alone surpass the original. This is not one of those cases. However, this delightfully entertaining film did touch me. It touched me down there. My special area. My unmentionables. My penis."

-Leonard Maltin

"Also my butt!"


CabbageClock responds:

Leonard Maltin would say that. He'd say it loud and proud.

Also my butt!

Recent Game Reviews


The 8-Bit Wizard The 8-Bit Wizard

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Pretty cool

Though I may be wrong here, I'm very sure that Justin Bailey was not a person's name, but actually a three word phrase "Just in bailey", bailey being slang for swim suit.



Grevali The Clown Grevali The Clown

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Holy snot buckets!

Scary stuff. Radish like.


paint-drop responds:

aint nothin wrong with some scary snot hangin loose from the sneeze hole.


Alien-Snatchattack Alien-Snatchattack

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sexcellent!!

I'm sorry I missed this masterpiece of ass. Truly an honorable tribute to extraterrestrial violation.

Green cock for all!


Recent Art Reviews


LEAF ME ALONE LEAF ME ALONE

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very damn cute. Might want to tone down the watermark a bit. Hard to make out the art. I understand the need for it, though. I'd totally steal this.


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kashidoodles responds:

Yeah, I'm no stranger to stolen art. Since this is something for a shop, I didn't want to take it lightly.